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Stuff I like. I'm not even sure anymore. Check the tags page (top left corner) for stuff I tag, that might be useful.

Sep 30th 2014
Source: stahscre4m
thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Sep 30th 2014
Source: latteos

latteos:

CRYING

Sep 30th 2014

I swear the weather here went straight from winter to summer with maybe one week of spring. It’s one month into spring and we’re hitting 30 degrees already. If we get another fucking 50 degree summer I’m moving to antarctica.

Sep 30th 2014
Source: cervicks

cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

(Source: cervicks)

Sep 30th 2014
Source: poodlepunk
poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

(Source: poodlepunk)

Sep 30th 2014

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Sep 30th 2014
Source: queenerestor

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Sep 30th 2014
Source: onlylolgifs

homebeccer:

onlylolgifs:

Dog Works at Airport Returning Passenger’s Lost Items

I would leave anything behind on a plane if it meant I got to see a beagle galloping towards me

Sep 30th 2014

rebelwithoutabroom:

Harry Potter AU in which Remus Lupin doesn’t leave Hogwarts after Snape tells everyone he’s a werewolf

instead, he fucking stays where he belongs

and, as the howlers start coming, insults exploding at the teacher’s table every morning like clockwork, the students take notice. They see Lupin’s face, and he’s not even angry, he looks fucking resigned to it, like he deserves it.

So, the students take matters into their own hands. 

"You’re the best teacher EVER" is heard on a Monday morning, followed by a “We really like your classes” on Tuesday and “Thanks for being such a cool guy. AND FOR THE CHOCOLATES” on Wednesday.

by Friday, things have escalated to the point that you can’t  go ten minutes without a howler bursting and showering Lupin in compliments.

(It’s a whole month before the fateful “YOU HAVE A VERY CUTE ASS, 10/10 WOULD BANG! ” and the subsequent banning of all howlers for the teachers.

Snape has never looked more constipated in his life.)

Sep 30th 2014
Source: mamalaz

mamalaz:

The Avengers as a Western

Steve is the Sheriff. Clint is his deputy. Tony is the Blacksmith. Natasha runs the Saloon. Bruce is the physician with a split personality and Thor gets into a hell of a lot of tavern brawls.

Together, however, they manage to bring order to the once corrupt town of Triskelion.

Sep 30th 2014

thedrawbridgethatismypants:

I feel like Sam Wilson and Mako Mori would really get along.
They’re both Veterans and they’re both dating golden retrievers.

Sep 30th 2014
Source: moriarty

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

image

what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

Sep 30th 2014
Source: ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Sources: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Sep 30th 2014
Source: sandandglass

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Sep 30th 2014
Source: aresnakesreal

aresnakesreal:

like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss