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I started Hannibal because of Tumblr and couldn't stop so there's a lot of that floating around here (dammit tumblr). There's also lots of Marvel stuff, and some Dishonored, LOTR, Assassin's Creed, and I dunno, stuff.

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via bang-for-your-bucky)

kuunakullanvalkeana:

tbh, i find the emergence of the concept of demisexuality very interesting, and i’m partial to thinking it’s a symptom of hypersexualized patriarchal culture that demands full sexual availability of women. wanting to develop an emotional bond before having sex is actually a very common and even normative thing, yet nowadays women seem to be under so much pressure to have casual sex that they strongly identify with demisexuality to justify the limits of their sexual comfort zone.

i wonder how the idea that not wanting to have sex with people you don’t know well needs its own label might be connected with the “sex-positive” movement and its ideas of “sexual empowerment”. we’ve conceptualized being sexual (as opposed to “half-sexual”) in very strict terms and reached a point where certain sexual behaviours, such as casual sex, are not just seen as normal and accepted but actually positioned as a required part of “full” sexuality, and by doing that we’ve abnormalized not wanting to have sex with people you don’t know well, which is alarming because there is an immense pressure on women to be sexually available to men.

But that’s not what demisexuality means??? Pretty sure demisexuals classify themselves as only being sexually attracted to someone after forming a close emotional bond, not wanting to have sex. Big difference.

(via renderuntokaiser)

wiggleman99:

mapsontheweb:

Countries that recognize the State of Palestine

anybody else notice a trend here?

wiggleman99:

mapsontheweb:

Countries that recognize the State of Palestine

anybody else notice a trend here?

(via warriorheart-worriermind)

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

(Source: dispora, via mustbeafangirl)

owlturdcomix:

Marvel should call any minute now.

(via viturinn)

thomasthewhaler:

Poor jello guardian Overseer. His protectee got smashed to bits.

tonystarks:

don’t trash talk the lady characters just because they’re makin’ out with the dude you want fuckin’ another dude. what the fuck is wrong with you.

(via krustyismyname)

sneakyfeets:

profoak:

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MY FAVORITE COMIC IT’S SO FUCKING DEEP BUT IT DOES MAKE SENSE

sneakyfeets:

profoak:

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MY FAVORITE COMIC IT’S SO FUCKING DEEP BUT IT DOES MAKE SENSE

(via bubilee)

lesbianvenom:

when steve rogers sleeps for 70 years he’s hailed “a hero” and “an icon” but when i take a five hour nap my mom says i’m “lazy” and “need to find better ways to spend my time” such bullshit

(via sebadasstian-stan)

Yes, poor little old you. There we were, discussing rape, violence against women, systemic oppression and other manifestations of sexism, and you had to jump in to remind us that “not all men” do these things. Why don’t you really say what you want to say? “I HAVE NEVER RAPED/HIT/ASSAULTED A WOMAN!” Right? Isn’t this what you really want to say? Yes, make a discussion that is about the plight of MILLIONS of women about poor little old you. I mean, millions of women are being assaulted and oppressed, but you’ve never done it, so why are we making you uncomfortable with these discussions?

Brenda Wambui breaking down the ridiculous “Not all men!” phrase over at Medium. Top-notch work. (via itmac)

(via viturinn)

nuditea:

atheistblowjob:

nuditea:

straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,

I love this because it means that just a little, heteronormativity has decreased

i think a woman who would never say “boyfriend” to refer to a platonic male friend using the word “girlfriend” for a platonic female friend and assuming everyone will know it is a non-romantic relationship evidently by very nature of it being between two women is actually kind of the definition of heteronormativity

(via lgbtlaughs)

—School is important, Math is essential.
—To what?!
—Knowing how much to tip at restaurants.

(Source: teen-wolf, via elblogodekathleeno)

itsbeentwoyears:

honestly mr brightside can be in any playlist. make out playlist? mr brightside. getting over someone? mr brightside. funeral? you bet your sweet ass mr brightside will be on it

(via elblogodekathleeno)

windspray:

if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life

(via thibault-claude-nerone)